Whatshername

Jimmy McGregor, hey, Jimmy, come here
Jimmy, you son of a gun
Whatcha been doin'? How long has it been?
Hell, seven years, if it's been one

How's the preacher? How's Don, did he go back to school?
(No kidding, I thought he was gay)
Who, me? Oh, I'm great, I'm a father, you know
Yeah, two of 'em and one on the way

Oh, well, she couldn't make it, she gets pretty tired
She started her last month today
I only came up for a couple of minutes
Believe me, I wish I could stay

Oh, and yeah, while I think of it, do you remember
Not for myself, for a friend
A girl that I brought here, before I got married
A couple of times at the end?

Whatshername, she hardly knew me
Now her name means something to me
I wonder if she ever got over me?

Anyway, I should be flattered
For yesterday at least, I mattered
Where did it go?

Jimmy, I tell you we're two lucky guys
We've got everything that we planned
And all things considered I've done fairly well
I mean God's honest truth, man
I love Ruth and Whatshername

I thought I knew her, Whatshername
What happened to her
I don't know why I'll never forget
Whatshername