Copenhagen

They don't use those nasty stuff no story
But if you're hopelessly addicted
I guess you get to find something good to say about a bad habit
Alright let's try, here we go

Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
Copenhagen, the way I know it should
I put a lil' chew in my mouth
Go spittin' and a slobberin' all around the house

Copenhagen it makes me feel so good
Well, I took a chew just the other night, it made me feel just fine
So I grabbed my honey baby and I pinched her ol' behind
She said you better spit out that chewing terbaccer
If you wanna kiss me on the big ol' smacker

That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
Copenhagen, the way I know it should
Well, I put a lil' chew in my mouth
Go hackin' and a gaggin' all around the house
That Copenhagen it makes me feel so good

Well, I was sitting in a barroom when I took a lil' dip
Drinkin' beer and talkin' but I had no place to spit
So, I spit a stream out on the floor and the bouncer flung me out the door
That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good

Copenhagen makes me feel so good
Copenhagen, the way I know it should
I put a lil' chew in my mouth
Go spittin' and a slobberin' all around the house
That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good

Well, it's a cure-all too
Cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs, colds, runny nose
Guaranteed not rip, run or snag
Make conception a wonder and childbirth a pleasure
That's Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good, how about you?

Mhen princess
Just hear those beings singing all them ol' love song all the time
And who told that is a love song
Yeah, um, women are gonna love this