Tracklist

  1. By 2050,All of Us Fish Will Be Dead and You Will Soon Follow, What With the Air Being Unbreathable and the Heat Being So Excruciating That It Will Be Essentially Impossible To Be Outdoors Without Extensive Protection
  2. Natural Disasters Will Become So Frequent That Things Like Tsunamis and Hurricanes Will No Longer Be Occasional Seasonal Occurrences, But Year-Round Frequent Events, Taking Millions of Lives
  3. Property Damage, While Illegal, Is Not Immoral When Directed At the Right Things and May Be the Only Thing We Can Do To Prevent Planet-Killers Like Trillion Dollar Oil Companies From Wiping Us Out (e.g. see film 'How To Blow Up a Pipeline')
  4. Everything Around You That Isn't a Part of God's Creation Is Specifically Designed To Manipulate You To Make Poor Decisions and Spend More Money, Making the Rich Even Richer
  5. Although It Is Unbelievably Easy To Implement Everyday Small Decisions That Help the Environment and Overall Health of Earth, Most People Refuse To Sacrifice Even a Tiny Sliver of Convenience Or Comfort To Keep Us Alive Due To Laziness
  6. Very Soon, Choices Need To Be Made To Replace People In Charge Who Actively Try To Stir Up Conflict With Other Countries Or Else We'll All Die From Nuclear Warefare Before Any of That Other Stuff Even Happens
  7. Unless You Figure Out a Way To Stop Killing Children, They Will Stop Being Murdered At a Much More Rapid Pace, Either By Policemen Or Other People With Legally-Obtained Firearms
  8. All of This Is and Will Come To Pass If You Don't F*****g Do Something About It