Literal Game of Thrones Season 4 Trailer

Fade. Skyrim intro.
Passing dragon shadow.
Baby Burger King can't eat
'cause he's too stressed
"Do you like my dress?"
Naughty crow, manless horse.
See her topless even more.
Dude, I found your horse,
it's like two scenes back!
He has half the hands but talks twice the smack.
Cut to dungeon, fade to black.
They ain't having that.
They hate fades to black.
They make a big fire to prevent
fades to black,
but the effect is short.
Wasn't talking 'bout him.
Change the subject... Horses!
But they're all mad
'cause I made a short joke.
At least I didn't call him a
mi ah aarh ahh aahhh!
The cast dosen't like that joke.
The hot chicks don't approve.
Old man dosen't approve.
His brother's sword has mustard on it.
Changed the subject just in time.
He's one of my favourite characters.
Hopefully they won't KILL HIM
LIKE THEY DO WITH EVERYONE ELSE!
... that wasn't him, was it?
I doubt it.
They only kill extras in trailers,
so most of them are screwed.
Once his hand is glued,
she's in the mood
to make another one of those with her brother.
Strike a pose.
Littlefinger love 'dem hoes.
"Aw yeah, damn straight!"
Push a tree cut to a
vague release date.
Ride through the gate.
Super tall guy (relatively).
Hand in the fire.
Wants to go play,
but it's too high difficulty.
The New Season
gives new reasons
to hate Joffrey.
Also, his mom sucks still.
They should make a book about this TV show.
Begins
Running barbarians
Winter's coming again.
Swing.
Crossfire.
She's hot, but he's cut off.
(Him too)
"Show them the montage now."
Naked slapping
Snowy drama
Cross dress
Bar fight
Snow
Still hot
Stab ground.
Game of Thrones
"Did you just poo poo on your pants?"
Kill off one more extra at the end.
Premiers Sunday April 6 at Ni... fade.