No Fun

There's a lot of other fellas in this town
But don't you let me catch you foolin' 'round
There's nothin' I hate more in this whole world
Than lyin', cheatin', deceivin' little girls
And what me and you got here's real sweet
But honey if you ever decide to cheat
I'll poke out your eyes and stomp on your little feet
And I won't think twice about leavin' you little girl

Don't you go out dancin' while I'm sittin' here at home
You better not be romancin' talkin' sweet with anyone
In fact if I ain't around you better not even have any fun
With anyone

Well darlin' you're the one for me it's true
And that'd always better be the same for you
There ain't no tellin' what all I might do
If I ever caught you cheatin'
I got a temper like none you ever seen
And don't you think just 'cause I'm nice I can't be mean
I'll make this one thing plain and clear
If you ever cheat on me you better get on out of here

Don't you go out dancin' while I'm sittin' here at home
You better not be romancin' talkin' sweet with anyone
In fact if I ain't around you better not even have any fun
With anyone
Oh don't have no fun
With anyone