Opening Night

Opening night (Opening night)
It's opening night!
It's Max Bialystock's latest show
Will it flop or will it go?
The cast is taking its final bow
Here comes the audience now
The doors are open, they're on their way
Let's hear what they have to say
He's done it again, he's done it again
Max Bialystock has done it again
We can't believe it, you can't conceive it
How'd he achieve it?
It's the worst show in town!
We sat there sighing
Groaning and crying
There's no denying
It's the worst show in town!
Oh we wanted to stand up and hiss
We've seen shit, but never like this
Max Bialystock has done it again!
The songs were rotten, the book was stinkin'
What he did to Shakespeare, Booth did to Lincoln
We couldn't leave faster
What a disaster
We are still in shock
Who produced this schlock?
That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock!
What a bum!



Credits
Writer(s): Mel Brooks
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