Queen of My Double Wide Trailer

Well, I met her out at Murphy's restaurant
She said, she was fresh from the farm
And I remember thinkin' for a country girl
That she went pretty well armed

We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank
I ordered her a slow gin fizz
And when them chicken fried steaks arrived
She said, "I like living like this"

So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Now she's run off, and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

Well, a few nights later I run into her
With some stranger on a park bench
She said, "He rebuilds engines and his name is Earl
He's the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench"

I whispered, "Honey, let's just go on home
And have some onion rings and watch TV"
And as I walked her to the truck
Earl was cryin', "Don't you leave me"

I told him, "This is the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck"

I said, "This is the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck"

I said, "This is the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck"

Oh, she's the queen
She's the queen