Be Prepared

I never thought hyenas essential They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and
brain I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's
backside But thick as you are,
pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your
vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're
talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So
prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational
news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues And
injustice deliciously squared Be prepared!
It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be
all-time adored Of course, quid pro quo,
you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is
littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The
point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest
scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is
simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected,
saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes,
my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!