Whole Day Off - Live

Have you seen my girlfriend?
She lives in a pigpen
Have you seen my girlfriend?
I can't seem to find her; perhaps she is hiding
Underneath a blade of grass—let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day—

Have you seen my new house?
Looks just like a doghouse
Have you seen my new house?
Someone saw it walking straight into the ocean
Thought it was an ivory boat—let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off...

Maybe...
It's just a bad dream and I'll wake up soon
But I don't think I'll be so lucky

Maybe...
It's just one of those strange days
Where nothing's right
No, nothing seems right at all

Went up to a payphone on a bathroom wall
But I can't remember who I wanted to call
Operator, can't you help me?

Have you seen my garden?
It is most peculiar
Have you seen my garden?
Nothing there that grows looks anything at all like plants
I hear their voices—let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off...

Have you seen my girlfriend?
Have you seen my girlfriend?
Have you seen my girlfriend?
Have you seen my girlfriend?