Sex Ed Rocks
There comes a time in every man's life
When he grows hair where it used to be bare
I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina
That would be crappy
'Cause periods suck
(And commas rule!)
This is sex-education, not grammar, fool!
When she gives you affection (Woah)
You better wear protection
That skank might have an infection
Are you paying close attention?
In sex-ed (In sex-ed)
Remember what you read (Remember what you've read)
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head
Use your brain before you go to bed
It only takes one sperm cell, to make a baby
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
God, it burns!
And did we mention, the risk of getting STD's?
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well, maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second, this is not about sports
(Quick fact!) You can't get girls while you're wearing these shorts
When she gives you affection (Woah)
You better wear protection
That skank might have an infection
Are you paying close attention?
In sex-ed (In sex-ed)
Remember what you read (Remember what you've read)
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head
Use your brain before you go to bed
Your body's growing, you will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink, you will get zits on your face
Without this knowledge, you will scare girls away
So listen to this song everyday!
When he grows hair where it used to be bare
I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina
That would be crappy
'Cause periods suck
(And commas rule!)
This is sex-education, not grammar, fool!
When she gives you affection (Woah)
You better wear protection
That skank might have an infection
Are you paying close attention?
In sex-ed (In sex-ed)
Remember what you read (Remember what you've read)
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head
Use your brain before you go to bed
It only takes one sperm cell, to make a baby
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
God, it burns!
And did we mention, the risk of getting STD's?
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well, maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second, this is not about sports
(Quick fact!) You can't get girls while you're wearing these shorts
When she gives you affection (Woah)
You better wear protection
That skank might have an infection
Are you paying close attention?
In sex-ed (In sex-ed)
Remember what you read (Remember what you've read)
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head
Use your brain before you go to bed
Your body's growing, you will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink, you will get zits on your face
Without this knowledge, you will scare girls away
So listen to this song everyday!
Credits
Writer(s): Nabil Moo, Matthew Mehana, Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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