Mrs. Jones

Well, hello Mrs. Jones
Good neighbor Sam, how are you doing?
While you're working 9 to 5
Do you know what your kids are doing?

Youngest Debbie's is skipping class
Grades so poor she'll barely pass
Oldest Roger he's so dear
A pessimist, the end is near

The family ties are breaking down
There's not much to do to save them
Tell yourself you'll spend some time
With the kids, they'll say, "Forget it"

Youngest Debbie's is skipping class
Grades so poor she'll barely pass
Oldest Roger he's so dear
A pessimist, the end is near

Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam

Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam
Mrs. Jones

Everything you work so hard
You only want the best
You tell yourselves and your friends
They're better than the rest

Don't you know I feel tons and tons of sorrow
Hey, by the way you got a rake that I can borrow?

Youngest Debbie's is skipping class
Grades so poor she'll barely pass
Oldest Roger he's so dear
A pessimist, the end is near

Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam