Capped Teeth and Caesar Salad

Capped teeth and Caesar salad
Good old Beverly Hills
With every deal that's done
An award is won
You can rent a car or rent a star

Suntans and Sunday brunches
Sprinklers sprinkling away
It's like a fairy tale
Long as you don't inhale
I'll call you back and have a nice day

Capped teeth and Caesar salad
Spotless Beverly Hills
If someone takes a walk all the neighbors talk
Every man and beast came from back east

Earthquakes and English muffins
Ulcers poppin' away
The films are being hyped
Before the scripts are typed
I'll call you back and have a nice day

Hello, Mister Bloom's office

Ah, yes
May I speak to Sheldon, please?

No, I'm afraid Mister Bloom's at a screening
If you would like to leave a word (yes, I would like to leave a w-)
We'll get right back to you (yes, I'd like to leave a word!)
Thank you for calling
Have a nice day

You have a nice day, too
And a nice swim

Capped teeth and Caesar salad
Cozy Beverly Hills
Out here a woman shops 'til her chauffeur drops
When her bosoms droop fifty surgeons swoop

Don't work, sit and look pretty
Keep your boredom at bay
Out here the rainbow ends in your Mercedes Benz
I'll call you back and have a nice day

Hello, Mister Bloom's office
Who is thi-?
Oh, Emma! Oh, Emma
I'm sorry. Emma
Mister Bloom is not in to you, Emma
Never, never, never
To Emma, Emma, Emma
Yes, I know
I'm just one of Mister Bloom's possessions
One of his things
Just an object-ess, that's what I am
Just a soggy crumpet floating around the pool all day long
I'll call you back and have a nice day



Credits
Writer(s): Andrew Lloyd Webber, Don Black
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