Every Kinda Everything

Well, I know we're different and this might sound heavy
But I'm thinking I'm a Ford and, baby, you're a Chevy
That's OK, I can appreciate any good car

Can't you tell by the way I've been bumping your bumper
That I'm following close, tryin' to be your lover
Ain't gonna hurt ya, honey, that's what a bumper's for

Well, I know you don't like the same things I do
Still, I'll stick to you like Elmer's white glue
And I'm so sticky that you'll never get me off of your hands

Even if you try to wash me away
I'll just stick around and clog up your drain
I hate to have to tell you, but I'm one of your future plans

Well, you're a little tomato, you're a hot little dish
You're every kinda of everything a boy could wish
Whenever you're ready, honey, we can go steady
And I ain't even joking at all

Well, you might not like it, baby, let me tell ya
You're my favorite flower and I love to smell ya
Pretty as a starfish sticking to the ocean floor

You're my sweet and I can't get enough
You're an Oreo cookie with double stuff
I'm so fat on you, I won't ever get skinny no more

Well, you're a little tomato, you're a hot little dish
You're every kinda of everything a boy could wish
Whenever you're ready, honey, we can go steady
And I ain't even joking at all

No, I ain't even joking at all
Said I ain't even joking at all
Why would you think that I was even joking at all?