Well, Everybody's F***ing in a U.F.O.

This is the story of the one-eyed wolf
Called, "The Honey of Super Doom"
She rode her five-legged beast
In a mirrored bikini right out of the womb

They chased each other with the steam and knives
Screaming "Oil is in my veins!"
And then she grabbed a big old pipe
And smoked up some fine old monkey brains

Get on it!

Now some say that one-eyed wolf
Owned midget who was almost ten feet tall
He spray-painted "UFO's are REAL"
In the rubble of the Berlin wall

So finally on that fateful day
They went looking for Superman
Singin', "I'm gonna get my 20 bucks
And vacation in Japan"

Look out!

Well, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everbody's fucking in a U.F.O.
Well, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody's fucking in a U.F.O.

Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!

Now every night this wolf
Comes a peeping through filthly glory holes
He's pounding on a rubber bat
And a big old jelly roll

I said, "Look to the skies, I think I saw
A spaceship ready to feast"
But all they had was jizz on the walls
And bones of a mangled priest
Look out!

Now baby doll, what do you say when the spacemen comes to town?
I think he's got a one-track mind and he likes to boogie down
So in the end all she did was murder metropolis
And show us a big "Fuck the world" carved right into her chest

Look out!

Well, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody's fucking in a U.F.O.
Well, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody's fucking in a U.F.O.

Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!