Poop and Pee
Jen and me together kick enough ass to start a riot
Take us on two and two if you think you got the heart to try it
We got the looks and of course you know our buns are crunchy,
plus we got the brains between the two of us to run the country
So don't even come around here if you aren't special
We can beat any other team in a arm wrestle
Were like a circus act with spectacular costumes
Eat our exhaust fumes or at least put on sun
glasses and watch how our young asses emit pure sunshine
Then filled the entire sky with fireworks one time
Bam! Like that, we rock like eighty's hair bands
Then we take the time to build a bridge with our bare hands
No problem, all in a days work
You wanna make a bet?
We could run a marathon and not even break a sweat
First place every time, just like a walk in the park
Wanna know how dope we are? Just take a shot in the dark
Go ahead guess, were like stunt people for the love of god
Were above the law.Bullet proof, super human
Never been to cooper union
Been around the moon and back,
got plans to go again sometime, soon in fact
We get asked a lot if were astronauts
Just as an after thought, we clown around and laugh a lot, we kick ass
Quick fast, but never reckless
Eat a complete breakfast
Father son and holy ghost
Scrambled eggs and whole wheat toast
Packed full of goodness, were cooler than refrigerators
Watch us glide up and down the street like figure skaters
You can't stand us, it's like were from another planet
No wonder some fellas get jealous of us, were number one
Unusual musical miracle workers at your service
Its natural to be a bit nervous at first actually
Many men have died wondering when and why,
what could ever possibly stop jen and I?
Take us on two and two if you think you got the heart to try it
We got the looks and of course you know our buns are crunchy,
plus we got the brains between the two of us to run the country
So don't even come around here if you aren't special
We can beat any other team in a arm wrestle
Were like a circus act with spectacular costumes
Eat our exhaust fumes or at least put on sun
glasses and watch how our young asses emit pure sunshine
Then filled the entire sky with fireworks one time
Bam! Like that, we rock like eighty's hair bands
Then we take the time to build a bridge with our bare hands
No problem, all in a days work
You wanna make a bet?
We could run a marathon and not even break a sweat
First place every time, just like a walk in the park
Wanna know how dope we are? Just take a shot in the dark
Go ahead guess, were like stunt people for the love of god
Were above the law.Bullet proof, super human
Never been to cooper union
Been around the moon and back,
got plans to go again sometime, soon in fact
We get asked a lot if were astronauts
Just as an after thought, we clown around and laugh a lot, we kick ass
Quick fast, but never reckless
Eat a complete breakfast
Father son and holy ghost
Scrambled eggs and whole wheat toast
Packed full of goodness, were cooler than refrigerators
Watch us glide up and down the street like figure skaters
You can't stand us, it's like were from another planet
No wonder some fellas get jealous of us, were number one
Unusual musical miracle workers at your service
Its natural to be a bit nervous at first actually
Many men have died wondering when and why,
what could ever possibly stop jen and I?
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Writer(s): Richard Terfry
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