Star Wars - Main Theme
Star Wars Gangster Rap 2Jason Brannon
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp
It seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
And I have no experience with this type of shit
Who should I call for help?
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Roll up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels cause their skills ain't shit!
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zag stay lit!
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene
900 year fiend
Smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor
Aw, you're just jealous cause my black dick's thicker
*Wookie yell*
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie
Last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister
Luke! Use the force
Before intercourse
But Luke, don't forget!
Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
No one brings it worse to this fucking universe
(Rebels!)
You know we'll fucking win, cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore
Trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy
Ten million forms of gay positioning
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee
But R2-D2 gives it up for free
*R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife
Meesa no care cause meesa so dumb
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp
It seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
And I have no experience with this type of shit
Who should I call for help?
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Roll up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels cause their skills ain't shit!
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zag stay lit!
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene
900 year fiend
Smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor
Aw, you're just jealous cause my black dick's thicker
*Wookie yell*
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie
Last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister
Luke! Use the force
Before intercourse
But Luke, don't forget!
Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
No one brings it worse to this fucking universe
(Rebels!)
You know we'll fucking win, cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore
Trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy
Ten million forms of gay positioning
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee
But R2-D2 gives it up for free
*R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife
Meesa no care cause meesa so dumb
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
Credits
Writer(s): John T. Williams
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
Link
Other Album Tracks
Altri album
- The Savior: Music from the T.V. Productions & Movies "Son Of God," "The Bible," "The Passion of The Christ," "The Gospel According to St. Matthew," "The Gospel Of John," "The Greatest Story Ever Told," & Others
- Global Stage Orchestra Performs Music From "The Walking Dead" (Music from the Original T.V. Series)
- Music from the T.V. Series "Breaking Bad"
- Global Stage Orchestra Plays Music from the T.V. Series "Game of Thrones"
- My Name Is Bond... James Bond: 50th Anniversary Edition
- Music from "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"
- Global Stage Orchestra Performs Music from the Twilight Saga Movies: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn Parts 1 & 2
- Global Stage Orchestra Plays Music from the Jason Bourne Movies: Bourne Identity, Supremacy, Ultimatum, Legacy
- For Our Beloved Ones - Music for Funerals & Memorial Services
- Music from Steven Spielberg Movies
© 2024 All rights reserved. Rockol.com S.r.l. Website image policy
Rockol
- Rockol only uses images and photos made available for promotional purposes (“for press use”) by record companies, artist managements and p.r. agencies.
- Said images are used to exert a right to report and a finality of the criticism, in a degraded mode compliant to copyright laws, and exclusively inclosed in our own informative content.
- Only non-exclusive images addressed to newspaper use and, in general, copyright-free are accepted.
- Live photos are published when licensed by photographers whose copyright is quoted.
- Rockol is available to pay the right holder a fair fee should a published image’s author be unknown at the time of publishing.
Feedback
Please immediately report the presence of images possibly not compliant with the above cases so as to quickly verify an improper use: where confirmed, we would immediately proceed to their removal.