Nut Job - Original

Welcome to the mental health hotline
If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly
If you have multiple personalities press 2, 3, 4, and 5
If you are paranoid stay on the line and we'll trace your call
Welcome to the mental health hotline
If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly
If you have multiple personalities press 2, 3, 4, and 5
If you are paranoid stay on the line and we'll trace your call
If you're co-dependent ask someone to press 6 for you
If you're schizophrenic listen carefully
And a small voice will tell you what to press
If you have low self-esteem
It doesn't matter which number you press we don't care
If you have a nervous disorder
Please figure with the hash key until you hear the beep
Any callers who are of sound mind must hang up now



Credits
Writer(s): Paul Mark Maddox (prs), Dean Ashraf, Sam Townsend
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