Fast Asleep (Wide Awake Parody)

Oh I'm in pain!
This headaches' gotta go
I'll take it nice and slow
a couple for the road
Got a big day, i've been
plannin' for a while

Oh no, oh wait!
I thought I took advil,
Maybe nyquil,
nope they're sleeping pills
fallin' asleep
How did I read the bottle
so wrong?

Fallin' asleep
Yea i've got things to do,
homes to break into
Everything's askew
Fallin' asleep
I guess I'll have to just
make do

I can't stay awake
It's just my luck
I'll try something small,
like a quick stick up
my heiny hurts
drinks are so sweet
Until I woke up on,
on the concrete

Red bulls and Monsters I'm
fighting on mad time
sitting on the sidelines
forcing myself to wait till night
I fell asleep

They left me on my own
hate breaking in alone
guess I'll rob this one
I fell asleep
I count it lucky no one was home
I went inside
I tried to rob their safe
I fell asleep
I tried to run away
I fell asleep
I tried to run away,
But I fell asleep

Tried to steal a car
for a quick escape
didn't get far, I was too late
They called 911, like I'm
some theif
But I ended up on,
on the concrete

I have a perfect alaby,
is this your first time?
I'm a criminal mastermind!
Keep your hands where they're in sight

I fell asleep!



Credits
Writer(s): Matthew Fredrick
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