On an iPhone (Parody of "Payphone" - Marron 5)
I'm on an iPhone Where have the bars gone?
I swear I had service A minute ago
Mm, I, I know it's been hard to call me
You've tried without any luck
I swear I'm not getting them
My reception sucks
So you decide to text me
After our stupid fight
I try to text you "I love you" And it corrects "you" to "Bryce" Woah, how's that the same This will be hard to explain Considering that I know A guy by that name I try to call you and claim Siri just thinks I'm gay But it's all in vain 'Cause I'm on an iPhone Where is the dial tone?
I swear I had service A minute ago
It's searching and searching I could be networking
Playing Draw Something with you
If 4G speeds really did exist
I would still be posting our Instagram pics
All these carriers are full of it
Can't I get an app for better service?
So I go to higher ground
And search for reception
I remember Nokia phones Had no problems connecting
So I try to Facetime you Once I'm at the highest height
But I don't see your face And all I can see is Bryce Woah, wait hold the phone! Are you at my home?
This has gotta be crossing Some kind of bro code
The call drops this ain't his ground I text him "Major takedown" But it corrects it to "Shakedown"?
I'm on an iPhone Where are the payphones?
If they still existed I'd be better off
It's searching and searching I could be networking
Playing Fruit Ninja with you Every time I swear it corrects it
And all my strong worded texts look harmless Maybe I bought the iPod touch That would explain why my service sucks But I'll still keep my signature at the end
'Cause after all of this, yeah, I'm still bragging
"Sent from my iPhone"
I swear I had service A minute ago
Mm, I, I know it's been hard to call me
You've tried without any luck
I swear I'm not getting them
My reception sucks
So you decide to text me
After our stupid fight
I try to text you "I love you" And it corrects "you" to "Bryce" Woah, how's that the same This will be hard to explain Considering that I know A guy by that name I try to call you and claim Siri just thinks I'm gay But it's all in vain 'Cause I'm on an iPhone Where is the dial tone?
I swear I had service A minute ago
It's searching and searching I could be networking
Playing Draw Something with you
If 4G speeds really did exist
I would still be posting our Instagram pics
All these carriers are full of it
Can't I get an app for better service?
So I go to higher ground
And search for reception
I remember Nokia phones Had no problems connecting
So I try to Facetime you Once I'm at the highest height
But I don't see your face And all I can see is Bryce Woah, wait hold the phone! Are you at my home?
This has gotta be crossing Some kind of bro code
The call drops this ain't his ground I text him "Major takedown" But it corrects it to "Shakedown"?
I'm on an iPhone Where are the payphones?
If they still existed I'd be better off
It's searching and searching I could be networking
Playing Fruit Ninja with you Every time I swear it corrects it
And all my strong worded texts look harmless Maybe I bought the iPod touch That would explain why my service sucks But I'll still keep my signature at the end
'Cause after all of this, yeah, I'm still bragging
"Sent from my iPhone"
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Writer(s): Matthew Fredrick
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