Elf Creep

I'm an elf, a Santa's helper, you see
I keep watch while he's down the chimneys
And one night, I saw something so pretty
That I, I, I
I went through the window
And I, I
I hid in the shadows
My, my
My heart beat crescendoed
I, I
And I saw a girl

For twenty years, I keep going on back (back, back)
I paid the reindeer to keep it under the wraps
I'm not a stalker, I promise
I'm just a real big fan

I, I, I
I went through the window
And I, I
I hid in the shadows
My, my
My heart beat crescendoed
I, I
I just stood there

Oh, how I loathe
How Christmas comes, then Christmas goes
And I'm all alone
And left in my head are images
Three-hundred-sixty-four more days
Until I'm watching her sleep

I'm such an Elf Creep

The time has come, the night is here
All the best lines and poems I've rehearsed and rehearsed for years
I woke her up and said, "sugar, don't you fear"
She screamed so loud she busted the drums in my pointy Spock ears

I ran out, out, out
I ran out the window
And how, how, her scream sorely echoed
And now, now, I'm banned for life from hot cocoa
But it's fine, yeah it's fine
Cause she knows that I exist
She knows, she knows that I exist
She knows, she knows that I exist
She knows, she knows that I exist
She knows, she knows that I exist