A Jackass Gets His Oats

She wouldn't make two mouthfuls of sandwich meat
Looked like the kind of girl who'd drink
more than she'd eat
Still and all, her legs were long
Guess I'd better slide on over and see what's goin' on

Looka here, woman, can't you see
You been doing this to me all evening
Won't you come and sit here a while

And let me make you smile?

Honey child

Ooh baby, don't tell me no
I've been watching you ever since the second show
Ooh, when you move that way
You make me crazy, I don't know what to say
I got over the Asian flu

Had the measles and pneumonia too
The mumps didn't fall so here I stand

Ready to be your man
If I can

Ooh baby, it sure turned out fine
Let's go quick before you change your mind
Ooh outside I'm so bold
I can see my breath but I don't feel no cold
And now we're walking hand in hand
Down to the corner
Out steps your man
I look at you
I look at him
I run the other way yellin'
I'm sorry, Jim
I don't know what happened this time
I thought you were gonna be mine
Don't know how my luck has changed
I hope I'm out of range