I'm An Old Cowhand (From the Rio Grande)

I'm an old cowhand from the Rio Grande
But my legs ain't bowed and my cheeks ain't tan
I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow
Never roped a steer cause I don't know how
And I sure ain't fixin to start in now
Yippie yi yo kayah
Yippie yi yo kayah

I'm an old cowhand from the Rio Grande
And I learned to ride, 'fore I learned to stand
I'm a riding fool who is up to date
I know every trail in the Lone Star State
Cause I ride the range in a Ford V-8
Yippie yi yo kayah
Yippie yi yo kayah

I'm an old cowhand from the Rio Grande
And I come to town just to hear the band
I know all the songs that the cowboys know
'Bout the big corral where their doggies go
'Cause I learned them all on the radio
Yippie yi yo kayah
Yippie yi yo kayah

I'm an old cowhand from the Rio Grande
Where the west is wild 'round the borderland
Where the buffalo roam all around the zoo
And the Indians make you a rug or two
And the old Bar X is a barbecue
Yippie yi yo kayah
Yippie yi yo kayah
Yippie yi yo kayah
Yippie yi yo kayah