You're Not The Best - Live

Once I had a little girl as pretty as I have known
Lord, you know I loved her so, and then she left me all alone
And I swore here on this barstool
I'd never make that mistake again
Well, you ain't so fine, but you're all mine
And I'll love you 'til the end
Yes, I will

So darlin' don't you worry
'Cause they say that love is blind
But lust has eyes like an eagle
It's gonna drive me outta my mind
Though my eyes sometimes wander
It doesn't mean that I'm untrue
You're not the best, but you're the best that I can do
I'll turn this around there, Kim

Now y'all listen up here for a second
You know that a pretty girl she'll leave ya
She'll leave you to drown in your own tears
You know an ugly girl, well, she'll leave you too
But then again who freaking cares
'Cause 'em eyes of blue, they cannot be true
They'll have to stay right up here in my dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty ass dreams and
I guess that's why ol' Hugh Hefner
Invented hustler magazine, you fellas know what I'm talking about, don't you?

So, sit down here beside me, girl
And I will tell you what we will do
We're gonna twist them lids
And hope our kids look more like me than you
And when that bottle is finally empty
We're gonna tumble across the floor
And I'm gonna pray my imagination
Is gonna pull me through once more
I've been thinking about that Pamel Anderson video

So darlin', don't you worry
'Cause they say that love is blind
But lust has eyes like an eagle
It's gonna drive me outta my mind
Though my eyes sometimes wander
It doesn't mean that I'm untrue
You're not the best, but you're the best that I can do

You're not the best, but you're the best that I can be
Y'all take this home, boy

Thank ya
I cannot think of a better place to be on my birthday
Than Gruene Hall, Texas