Bait Car
My oldest sister's youngest boy went to Actin School
Now he's out in Hollywood and he thinks he's pretty cool
He's got on his own TV show and he won't be comin back
Cause he went to his audition in a stolen Cadillac
He's on Bait Car-- he thought he had it made
He's on Bait Car-- in somebody else's Escolade
He's a TV star in handcuffs, standin on the side of the road
He made the move to Hollywood but only got one epispde
Of Bait Car
He thought he'd get the women (until he met the man)
And if he gets probation, he'll get to meet Lindsey Lohan
And my oldest sister's pretty proud... she brags to all her friends
That that boy of hers is on next week, rippin a Mercedes Benz
He's on Bait Car-- he's perfect for the part
He's on Bait Car-- if he can get a Jaguar to start
He's a pretty decent actor and he'll probably get rich
If he can get the Sheriff's Dept to stop hittin the "kill switch"
On Bait Car-- hes gotten his big break
Let's watch him tonite on Bait Car
Now he's out in Hollywood and he thinks he's pretty cool
He's got on his own TV show and he won't be comin back
Cause he went to his audition in a stolen Cadillac
He's on Bait Car-- he thought he had it made
He's on Bait Car-- in somebody else's Escolade
He's a TV star in handcuffs, standin on the side of the road
He made the move to Hollywood but only got one epispde
Of Bait Car
He thought he'd get the women (until he met the man)
And if he gets probation, he'll get to meet Lindsey Lohan
And my oldest sister's pretty proud... she brags to all her friends
That that boy of hers is on next week, rippin a Mercedes Benz
He's on Bait Car-- he's perfect for the part
He's on Bait Car-- if he can get a Jaguar to start
He's a pretty decent actor and he'll probably get rich
If he can get the Sheriff's Dept to stop hittin the "kill switch"
On Bait Car-- hes gotten his big break
Let's watch him tonite on Bait Car
Credits
Writer(s): Timothy Wilson, Mitchell Ryan King
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