Grand Theft Bovine

Stole a cow from the space-time continuum
With no hair and five legs
And it could fly through the sky like a hurricane
But suddenly we fell like lead

We made our aim for the house of Republicans
Let's find out what's wrong in their heads
The banks they're bailing, the rich keep sailing
Fox News lying, economy still dying
Some guy trucking, health-care sucking
Vote for change, then change your mind

Holy cow, they think they're holier than thou
These mothers that lay no eggs
The sasquatch needs no friends in Congress
Down to the Wall Street and all of the banks
These mothers that poach your eggs have lost their legs

So we dance this fine dance called America
Politics and gods in my bed
Now I sleep, counting dollars before sheep
And my cow is far from dead
Steal a cow from the space-time continuum
And wear it like a hat on your head

Holy cow, they think they're holier than thou
These mothers that lay no eggs
The sasquatch needs no friends in congress
Down to the Wall Street and all of the banks
These mothers that poach your eggs have lost their legs