ABC's and 1,2,3's - feat. Billy Puddles;Collaborations Album Version

Good morning, class
Good morning, teacher
I am you teacher Mr. KJ-52
Hi, Mr. 52 (sit down, sit down) (nerd)
Now today we are going to be learning our ABC's
No! (Yes, that's right)
Can you say A?
Nine
Can you say B?
Ten, 27
Oh, forget it, just listen

(A) alphabetically attacking with actual actions
(B) bumping bass while I'm busting breaking back and blasting
(C) I'm catchin' cads crashin', creatin' faces is clashin'
(D) doing a double dose of damage and dashing
(E) while effortlessly encouraging everyone just to endure
(F) facing feeble fools as I faithfully just flow forth

(G) God's good and God's great, God's grace I gratefully got
(H) hope in Him has helped heal this hurting heart
(I) but idiots instituting irrelevant type insolence
(J) joyfully jamming junk jacking up this Jesus journalist
(K) killing just to keep the King's kids just kicking
(L) and learning life's lessons of just laughing loving and living

From the A, to the B, to the B, to the Z
Now we gon' take you back to the elementary
And bring you back to the essence of how we MC
'Cause we gon' break it down to you alphabetically
From the A, to the B, to the B, to the Z
Now we gon' take you back to the elementary
And bring you back to the essence of how we MC
'Cause we gon' break it down to you alphabetically

(M) make the most of moments most men mentally miss
(N) and navigate nine new nouns nearly no one notices
(O) officially overturn obstacles that often operates
(P) the poor people in poor positions in a proper place
(Q) quite quaint how the quotient just quickly quits
(R) reprimanding real rappers who in reality they really rip
(S) sorry saps sell ya sorry sylables to sell silly suckers

(T) tell your tall tales trying to touch us
(U) I understand underestimating the underground
(V) voting to verily vindicate ya viscious type of vows
(W) well wishing wondering will we waste these wanted weapons
(X) xeroxing x-rated, x-con type x-men
(Y) yearning and yelling at you yes men for years
(Z) while zig-zagging to zap in and zoom zealously for zeal

I didn't get it (did you catch that class?)
No (it's very easy)
Oh, just pay attention, listen right now

From the A, to the B, to the B, to the Z
Now we gon' take you back to the elementary
And bring you back to the essence of how we MC
'Cause we gon' break it down to you alphabetically
From the A, to the B, to the B, to the Z
Now we gon' take you back to the elementary
And bring you back to the essence of how we MC
'Cause we gon' break it down to you alphabetically (c'mon)

Now class, we have a substitute teacher today
His name is Mr. Billy Puddles
Who that?
Billy Puddles?
He's going to be teaching you your ones and twos (who's Billy Puddles?
Come on, now (that's right)
I want you to pay close attention to him
Mr. Billy Puddles the class is yours

(One) one of these boys wonders is running his own thing
(Two) today you better stop rocking those tutu's like tootsie
(Three) three days from now we going to check you out with three-way
(Four) force you to fork it over like in the intrepid on a freeway
(Five) Hawaii five-o tried to beat me like a price on e-Bay
(Six) they had the six-shooter to my six-pack
(Seven) seven of my nine lives just then took a trip back
(Eight) like that young kid who ate all them eight balls
(Nine) you only got nine innings in this crazy game of paintball
(Ten) ten out of 20 y'all is going AWOL

From the A, to the B, to the B, to the Z (now class, did you get that?)
Now we gon' take you back to the elementary (no)
And bring you back to the essence of how we MC (what do you mean you didn't get that?)
'Cause we gon' break it down to you alphabetically (nah no-no-no sit down, sit down)
From the A, to the B, to the B, to the Z (no, put the boy down)
Now we gon' take you back to the elementary (don't hit Mr. Billy Puddles!)
And bring you back to the essence of how we MC (don't throw that- put the chalk back)
'Cause we gon' break it down to you alphabetically
(How many times do I have to tell you guys?)

(That's it you all got detention! You all got detention!)
(No, no no-no, go to the-, go to the, that's it)
(That's it I can't take you any more, I'm quiting)
(Why wouldn't you listen to me?!)
(What do I have to do to tell you what to do)
(This isn't simple! Ah! Ah! Ah! You're not funny, I quit!)
Taylor, it's done

Yo wasup' 52, yo, wasup' man!
Yo this your boy, man, fuck like, man
Yo man, we gotta keep this hip hop to the streets, man
To the PJs, the Ghettos, man
That's what we represent to all the people on lockdown, man
You know I'm sayin'? Yo-
Mom! I'm on the phone!
You know I'm say, you know I'm sayin', 52?

So, yo, man, we gotta keep this spread to them streets, man
You know I'm say-, Mom! I'm on the phone!
We'll go to Amber Cronnie a bit later
You know I'm say-, you know I'm sayin', 52?
So we keep you around to them streets, man
You wanna see, you wanna do a collaboration with me, man?
Yo, so anyway, get at me man, you know what I'm say-
Mom! I'm not gonna' tell you again, stop bugging me!
52, you know I'm sayin', 52? So get at me, man