Anytime Anyplace Anywhere

The tequila sun is rising
and the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking
Put the Binatone on snooze
open up some special brews
and start drinking
to the biggest mess in town
screw your head on upside down
drink yourself in to the ground

The bottles by the sink
they're softest fucking drinks
from the market
Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone
and the wagon's rolling on
and I'm on it

There's no such thing as Dr Seuss
Vodka and tomato juice
Disneyland or dipsomania
pick a flavor

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
there's a wonderful world
you can share

Try agoraphobic, schizophrenic,
paranoid attacks of panic
Or epileptic fits of laughter
twenty five million mornings after
There's no such thing as Dr Seuss
Vodka and tomato juice
Disneyland or dipsomania
name your poison
pick a flavor

Moonshine, firewater
Captain Morgan, Johnny Walker
Southern Comfort, Mother's Ruin
happy hours of homeless brewing
Galloways sore-throat expectorant
after-shave and disinfectant
Parazone and fairy liquid
if it's in a glass
you'll drink it

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
there's a wonderful world you can share

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
there's a wonderful world you can share