The Computer Song

(Wow, look!)

I'm a computer
I'm a computer-y guy
Everything made out of buttons and wires
I'd like to show ya inside my digital life
Inside my mind, there is a digital mind

(Oh, maybe you could help us answer this question)
(What is the biggest-)

Clever!
I'm very clever-y guy
(Wow!)
Count to a 'fifty in the blink of my eye
And print a picture, and then I tell you the time
(Time?)
Help you to find something you're wanting to find
Now it's easy to be a clever, smart boy like me
If you could do it all digitally

(Wow! I'd like to be as smart as a computer)
(Actually, we already have a computer)

Great, great news!
Now, before we begin our journey
I just need to get some information from you
What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat?
(I live in my house)
(Spaghetti!)
(Well, my name is-)

Great news!
Now just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way
(Wait a second)
What's your favorite color? (Stop talking)
Do you like cow's or goat's milk? (Be quiet)
Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type?
Are you allergic to- (shut up!)
Don't touch me!
(What?)

Welcome to my digital home
Everything made out of numbers and code
Huh?
(Wow! We're all computer-y)
(Oh yeah, wow, wow, wow, 'cause of the computer)

I don't get it, how can it be?
If I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen
(But you're not you, you're your digital you)
(Virtually real, but controlled by real you)

But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real too
And you're not real you, is inside your real you
Oh wow, how amazing, and interesting too
But in this digital world, what can we do?
What can we do?

Hey, good question
Well, it's up to you
In the digital world, there's only three things to do

Wow, look, a pie chart (digital style)
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, a bar graph (digital style)
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun

Wow, look, a line graph (digital style)
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, an oblong (digital style)
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun

Wow, look, nothing (digital style)
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, nothing (digital style)
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, nothing (digital style)
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun

Do a digital dancing
Do a digital dancing
Do a digital dancing
Do a digital dancing
Do a digit'

(Makes two and one)
(I am going to paint a picture of a clown)
(My dad has a computer)
(You are not invited to the party)
Wait, what?