The Streak

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the supermarket
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did
I's just standin' over there by the tomatoes, and here he comes
Running through the pole beans
Through the fruits and veggies, naked as a jay bird
Ethel's over at the jams, jelly's and peckels
I hollered over, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
She dropped the whole jar
Heavens, too late, she done been incensed

(Here he comes) boogity, boogity
(There he goes) boogity, boogity
(And he ain't wearin' no clothes)

Oh yes, they call him the Streak
(Boogity, boogity)
Fastest thing on two feet
(Boogity, boogity)
He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
He gon' give us a peek

Oh yes, they call him the Streak
(Boogity, boogity)
He likes to show off his physique
(Boogity, boogity)
If there's an audience to be found, he'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

Hello, what's again, everyone?
Your action news reporter on the scene at the gas station
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did
I's just in here tryin' to get some air in my tires
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothin' on but a smile
Ethel was in, gettin' her a cold drink, I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!"
Too late, she done been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers

(He ain't crude) boogity, boogity
(He ain't lewd) boogity, boogity
(He's just in the mood to run in the nude)

Oh yes, they call him the Streak
(Boogity, boogity)
He likes to turn the other cheek
(Boogity, boogity)
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

Hello once again, everyone
Your action news reporter, in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball play-off
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did
It was half-time, I's just goin' down there to get Ethel a snow cone
Here he comes, right out of the cheap seats
Right down the middle of the court, darn, didn't have on nothing but his half top rebounds
He was dribbling
Made a jump shot and got out through the concessions stands
I hollered up at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
Too late, she'd already got a free shot
Grandstandin' it right there in front of the home team

Oh yes, they call him the Streak (whoa, here he comes again)
The fastest thing on two feet (who's that with him?)
Ethel, is that you, Ethel? (Boogity, boogity)
He's just as proud as he can be (what do you think you're goin'?)
Of his anatomy, and he gon' give us a peek (you get your clothes on)

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak (Ethel, you shameless hussy)
He likes to show off his physique (boogity, boogity)
If there's an audience to be found, he'll be streakin' around (Ethel)