2011 Rap Up

Well, excuse me, take a few minutes to mellow out
Your boy Skillz on the mic back to tell about the year 2011
Who else gonna spit it to you?
Since you keep asking, I guess (I'm gonna give it to you)

The year started off with predictions galore
With birds falling out the sky and fish washing ashore
Great! What a way to start the race
Then Gucci Mane gets an ice cream cone tatted on his face
You thinking about a face tat? Reconsider
And Ciara got played by Rihanna on Twitter
Kim K proved she can hardly sing
And we got caught up in the maddness of Charlie Sheen
(Winning!)

If you didn't hear, Rebecca Black's best day of the week?
Worst song of the year
And a 'quake left the coast of Japan in ruins
Y'all watched the royal wedding
Like you actually knew 'em
And the government was slacking or causing distractions
Talking about shutting down, I knew that wasn't gonna happen
I shout Obama though and Senate's the fashion
'Cause we ended up toe-tagging that boy Bin Laden

But Oprah though? She went out like a pro
And kept it real classy for her very last show
Got her own network, but that's moving kinda slow
The moral of the story is, "Be careful what you ask for"
Anthony Weiner had it rough
Weiner tweeted his weiner, fam I ain't making this up!
And the media wins, 'cause I'd be damned if we
Couldn't take our eyes off Casey Anthony

Innocent? I was sure they caught her
Is it me or that was one bad episode of Law & Order
And Schwarzenegger? He need a life teacher
Bro, you was going raw though? In the housekeeper?
And every girl in the world went crazy
When Beyoncé announced she was having her baby
That's power! But ladies, you can calm down
It's not like you getting invited to her baby shower

And Kim K said the wedding wasn't fake
But her marriage? That was shorter than the East Coast earthquake
And yeah, we watched the throne
But Lil Wayne's jeggings? Man, them pants had a life of they own
A couple Twitter beefs got escalated
But the best one was Ray J and Fab in Vegas
They had me laughing out loud
I wonder where Ray is (I'm with the Money Team right now)

Protestors got deep, and people went from
Occupying Wall Street to occupying all streets
Technology? Full-blown
'Cause if you don't have an iPhone
Well, you don't have an iPhone
R.I.P. to Steve Jobs fo' sho'
'Cause that's how you change the world before you go

Conrad Murray though? Hit with fines
And found guilty, he gon' have to do that time
Herman Cain rocked out and dropped out
The NFL dodged it, but the NBA had a lockout
That threw the season off-course
Damn Kobe! No prenup? Now a divorce?
Vanessa gonna see a lot of cake
So don't be surprised if Kobe misses every shot he takes

This year was so crazy, and that old lady
Know damn well that Bieber ain't father her baby
And just 'cause I wanna do it, for no reason at all
I'ma just throw in a (Maybach Music)
The troops came home and that was great
But there's no humor to be found in
What was done at Penn State
3,000 home runs, Jeter's the dude
And people still getting famous off of YouTube views

The white girl rapping was my choice
But where's the homeless guy? The one with the radio voice
H- keep winning though, and you ain't gotta be a wife
To be on a wife reality show
Lot of deaths this year, was a shame to see
From Amy Winehouse to my man Heavy D
We lost a lot of people, to say the least
And they will all be missed, may they rest in peace
Y'all take care of yourselves
And make sure you celebrate life in 2012