His Name - Feat. Kate Wetherhead

His eyes
He has such beautiful eyes
They're a subtle brown... or misty blue
Well they have flair. UGH!
And so does his hair
Which is this golden blonde, or is it velvet black?
Well something totally cute like that
But the point here is, I seem
To have forgotten his name.

But he is hot!
All that matters is he is so damn hot
That John or Mark or Sal or George
He has this way with words
Like when he told me in a whisper
"You are the best thing I've ever tasted"
I don't know what he meant
But who really cares
Since I can't seem to
Remember his name.

I wish I had his number
Instead of losing that day in the back of his Chevrolet
I wonder if he'll call me.
What will he say? What will I say?

(Spoken)
Hello, lover. I know... it WAS amazing. Well, good flexibility runs in my family. Of course, I'd love to meet you behind the quad tomorrow! I'll be your Scarlet if you'll be my Ret. I know your name isn't Ret... is it? Of course it isn't. Oh, you liked the way I said your name while we were--. Say it now? Ooh you. I would say your name, but my mom doesn't let me use proper nouns on the telephone. Right... except for Ret. And Scarlet. I am so fucked!

(Sung)
What was his name?
What was his name?
What was his...?

Could two people get married
Without actually knowing each other's names?
Cuz there was something real there,
A connection in his brown... his blue eyes

(Spoken)
You know what? Come to think of it, I don't even think he told me his name. Or did he say his name was Jeff?

(Sung)
What was his name?
What was his name?
I wish I knew
Leapin' Lizards!
His name is Drew!
Drew?