I Am A Cider Drinker (Paloma Blanca)

When the moon shines on the cow shed
And we're rolling in the hay
All the cows are up there grazin'
And the milk is on its way

I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away

Proper job! Wanna try some, young 'un?

It's so cosy in the kitchen
With the smell of rabbit stew
When the breeze blows 'cross the farmyard
You can smell the cow shed too
(Cor! I never smelled nothin' like it in all of me life)

When those combine wheels stops turnin'
And the hard days work is done
Theres a pub around the corner
It's the place we 'ave our fun
(Arrh, we'll have some fun an' all)

I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away

(C'mon, young 'un)
(Get a couple o' pints down 'ee then)

Now dear old Mabel when she's able
We takes a stroll down Lovers Lane
And we'll sinks a pint o' Scrumpy
Then we'll play old nature's game

But we end up in the duckpond
When the pub decides to close
With me britches full o' tadpoles
And the newts between me toes

I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away

C'mon everyone, gettin' off the rails, ha-ha

I am a cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away

Let cider be the spice o' life