U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D.

So why'd you say that, Pearl?
You wanna try a whirl?
Hear me knocking
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pearl!
Pearl who?
Please, please let me go with you
Hear me knocking
I hear you
You're knocking
It's shocking

I hope you're satisfied with what you've done!
You could've had your choice, you took my only one!
Hey come on, Dinah, it's only fun
So quit crying
Quit crying
I'm pumping iron

Hey Dinah, what's wrong?
C'mon girl, why you crying?
You ain't got no reason
Don't cry, tell me why
I've been - gee, it's awful!
I know it's absurd
I've been - no, I can't say it
I can't say the word!

I've been U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D
I can't bring myself to say it, no siree
I'm a carriage with no marriage
I'm a van without a man
I've been U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D

Was I corroded, or overloaded?
Maybe I shamed him
Who would have blamed him?
If he thought me second-class
Went to search for chrome and brass
Went to find some other fool like me

And I'm just U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D
I can't seem to stop C.R.Y.I.N.G
People look at me and think
"There she goes - the missing link"
She's been U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D

And I'm just U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D
But I'll get my R.E.V.E.N.G.E
He'll come crawling back one day
And I'll turn to him and say
Go away, you B.A.S.T.A.R.D