Trick The Bridesmaid

Go to Hell, you say
Bitch, just zip it
This was so hot
'Cause even long-legged women can't tell
there's a blue-eyed Hobbit
And I'm a witness for them
We've been out of brownies
Rice
And we missed pork chops in the summer
And that's why I stole Beef-a-Roni
Garlic
Peanut butter
Ice cream, purple flowers
The Hulk would smash my windows
He's crazy
And one other thing
The pressure to put on weight is one of the reasons
we've got the red sweatsuits
There's no way we couldn't
We're creeping between the bullfrogs
Let's creep in the frozen aisle
And think one thought
Trick the bridesmaid
To get her to take it off
She'll take the mushroom out
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong
Let's creep in the frozen aisle
And think one thought
Trick the bridesmaid
To get her to take it off
She'll take the mushroom out
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong
Let's creep in a large office
And make friction after we eat lunch
Reminds me of one dude in college
Who used to make goats tell time
Puff it up for me
That girl's been so cheap it makes be bananas
Big ol' breasts
Not the ones that make your tooth bleed
and stop you from eating
That's not fair
Are you really drinking my bottled judgement?
Y'all think I won't whip them pintos
Yet the crown is for your juicy waitress
Let's creep in the frozen aisle
And think one thought
Trick the bridesmaid
To get her to take it off
She'll take the mushroom out
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong
Let's creep in the frozen aisle
And think one thought
Trick the bridesmaid
To get her to take it off
She'll take the mushroom out
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong
That's why the thick Spartan women are so important
There was a black Marge Simpson in the house
She poured black paint over both my posters
and went to the office to leave a photo
Crazy women before this airhead
always would cut me with an iPhone
She was crazy
So damaged
So sick
The jam was over
Cowboy
Think about it
'Cause I do
Let's creep in the frozen aisle
And think one thought
Trick the bridesmaid
To get her to take it off
She'll take the mushroom out
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong
Let's creep in the frozen aisle
And think one thought
Trick the bridesmaid
To get her to take it off
She'll take the mushroom out
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong
Doesn't matter if you're drunk or flipped out
The broccoli you and me gathered was good
I'll help you, and nothing against your voice
It just makes me sick
It's you, bitch