Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter from Camp Granada) Live Version (feat. Allen "Mudduh Faddah Camp Grenada" Sherman)

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivey.
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner.
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators.
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
Now I don't want this should scare ya
But my bunk mate has malaria.
You remember Jeffrey Hardy.
They're about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, oh Muddah, Fadduh
Take me home, I hate Granada
Don't leave me out here in the forest, where
I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house with other boys.
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day.
Dearest Fadduh, darling Muddah
How's my precious little Bruddah?
Let me come home if you miss me.
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kis me.
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing.
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing.
Playing baseball, gee that's better.
Muddah, Fadduh, kindly disregard this letter!