(If You Going to The) Dog House

Well, you goin' to the dog house
Remember where you buried the bone
You might be goin'
But you don't got to be alone

Age old mystery
So hard to understand
How the ways of a woman
Can sure upset a man

If you goin' to the dog house
Remember where you buried your bone
'Cause you might be goin'
Ooh, but you don't have to be alone

One day says she love you
Next day say you're through
There just ain't no tellin'
What your woman gonna do

So, if you go into the dog house
Remember where you buried your bone
'Cause you might be goin'
Man, but you don't got to be alone

Now if she accuse you
But you ain't done nothin' wrong
Just remember
The words to my song

If you go into the dog house
Remember where you buried your bone
'Cause you might be goin'
But, pardner, you don't got to be all alone

"Yeah, fellas
No, you don't
Sure you don't
Come on now"

"I got a dog house, you know
I get out there once in a while
Got a swamp cooler out there
Couch
Got a refrigerator
Little hot plate
Got me a bottle of beer, too
___ ___ ___
Pork chop, dirty rice
Ain't bad, ain't bad
Even got a bone
Did you hear me?
I said, I even got a bone
And I know where some more bones are
'Scuse me"