Happy Hour Hero

A pint of beer and a pretty girl
A pack of Camel lights
Another night, another bar
Green, green neon lights

Smoke acts as a camouflage
For every lizard with a line
Forget about the pretty girl
A Saranac will do just fine

A pint of beer and a shot of jack
A pack of Camel lights
Some days don't see the day
And some don't see the night

Damn barstool wobbles
There ain't no footrest at the bar
When I pass through my water glass
I can, I can see who you are

One more bottle, one more bottle
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle, one more bottle
One more bottle for this happy hour hero

A pint of beer and a pretty girl
A pack of Camel lights
Sweaty little men worship
Those southern girls in tights

And we keep on playin' the songs
That no one wants to hear
Sweaty little man they shot
A hundred-dollar bill without a care

And we play from ten to two
But we work from noon to four
Try to make a guarantee
Try to make points on the door

No one tells us what to do
No one tells us where to go
One more bottle for this happy hour hero

One more bottle, one more bottle
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle, one more bottle
One more bottle for this happy hour hero

And Charlotte's a long way to go
Just to show 'em what you got
And I hear it's worth the trip
The room gets burning hot

Let me jot down one more thing
Just one more thing before I go
One more bottle for this happy hour hero

One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle for this happy hour, this happy hour hero