Death to All But Metal (Live Acoustic)

Let's do it
It's called Death to All But Metal
Let's fucking do this shit

Oh, yeah!
C-c-come on! ooh

Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dorks that hang out at the malls
Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other, just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, heavy metal's back!

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those motherfuckers sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear
Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kill those fucking punk heads who program MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crow
They can kiss each other on their camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each other's chest

Death to all but metal (oh, see brother)
Death to all but metal (what! No-no-no)
Death to all but metal
Metal
Metal

Alright, thank you
Hey, give it for Lexxi's mom right there
Guess whose father's here
Looking like she just got fucked
Oh my God, did they wake you up? (Yes)
I'm sorry
Yeah
We'll clean that up
But thanks for letting us hang out
Thanks for letting us use your garage

Don't fall
Thanks mom
I love you Lexxi's mom
Stop it Satchel
Alright that's it, yeah that's it
That's the fucking, that was the whole show
It's so exciting
How many people want to do it one more time?
Alright come back next week