The Thing Ummy Bob (That's Gonna Win the War)

I cant pretend to be
A great celebrity
But still I'm quite important in my way
The job I have to do may not sound much to you
But all the same, I'm very proud to say

I'm the girl that makes the thing that drills the hole that holds the
Ring that drives the rod that turns
The knob that works the thing ummy bob
I'm the girl that makes the thing that holds the oil that oils the
Ring that takes the shank that moves
The crank that works the thing ummy bob

It's a ticklish sort of job making thing for the
Thing ummy bob especially when you don't know what it for
But it's the girl that makes the thing the drills the hole that
Holds the ring that makes the thing
Ummy bob that makes the engine roar
And it's the girl that makes the thing that holds the oil that
Oils the ring that makes the thing ummy bob that's going to win the war

I'm not what you'd would call a heroin at all
I don't suppose you'd even know me name
But though I never boost of my important post
I'll strike a blow for freedom just the same

That works the thing ummy bob

That works the thing ummy bob

It's a ticklish sort of job making the thing for the
Thing ummy bob especially when you don't know what it's for
But it's the girl that makes the thing that drills the hole that holds
The ring that makes the thing ummy bob at makes the engines roar, and
It's the girl that makes the thing that holds the oil that oils
The ring that makes the thing ummy bob thats gonna win the war
It is 'n all