Breathing Just Wasn't as Fun

All that is left are just a few scraps of hair and bones.
It's hilarious
There was something in the way he wiggled,
that just made me giggle.
Trying to get free, begging on his knees.
Well, that's just a figure of speech,
he really just didn't want to drink that bleach.
Don't worry, "I am a Doctor", I said.
It was hard to keep a straight face when...
Laughing gas has such a peculiar smell,
it has this tendency to linger and dwell.
But it's something about it that just lights up a room,
well not like a propane-torch,
but I don't want to bring you down with all this gloom.
So two guys walk into a church,
no but seriously this is going to hurt.
No, don't leave just yet,
I need you in this meat suit,
with all its pain and sweat.
The big punchline is yet to come,
no don't go, the jokes not done.
But I guess to him, breathing just wasn't as fun
There was something in the way he wiggled,
that just made me giggle.
Trying to get free, begging on his knees.
Well, that's just a figure of speech,
he really just didn't want to drink that bleach.
I thought to myself, that I would probably have to have him strung up for days.