Maschen-Draht-Zaun (Extended X-Rated Version)

I'm a lonesome rider,
I'm a real tough guy,
I tell you livin' ain't easy but
Every day I try.
I've seen a million places.
Baby I get around
With a sixpack of beer
And a "Maschendrohtzaun".

Im a hardworking man.
I dont need much in life.
I got my horse, I got my boots,
A hat and a knife.

All I really need can surely be found
I need girls, I need whisky and "Maschendrohtzaun".

Maschendrohtzaun in the morning,
"Maschendrohtzaun" late at night,
Maschendrohtzaun in the evening,
"Maschendrohtzaun" makes me feel alright.
And if I ever be king
And I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of
"Maschendrohtzaun"...

All the ladies wanna have me,
I'm a handsome boy
And all the boys want me too,
in especially Siegfried und Roy.

I'm a sexmachine, baby,
I had more girls than James Brown,
And I fucked them all
on the "Maschendrohtzaun".

But now the time has gone by
And something happened to me.
I'm only half the man
I used to be.

I was the sexiest man
In the whole big town
Before I ripped my balls
On the "Maschendrohtzaun".

Maschendrohtzaun in the morning,
"Maschendrohtzaun" late at night,
Maschendrohtzaun in the evening,
"Maschendrohtzaun" makes me feel alright.
And if I ever be king
And I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of
"Maschendrohtzaun"...

I was also a Sheriff,
I was fighting for right.
I was protecting law and order
Every day, every night.

I was hunting a man
With a big fat Bauch.
And I caught him in the back of a
"Knallerbsenstrauch".

But now the story is over.
I had a good good life.
I still got my horse,
My boots and my knife.

I did a lot of travelling,
But now I settle down,
At the "Knallerbsenstrauch"
On the "Maschendrohtzaun".

Maschendrohtzaun in the morning,
"Maschendrohtzaun" late at night,
Maschendrohtzaun in the evening,
"Maschendrohtzaun" makes me feel alright.
And if I ever be king
And I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of
"Maschendrohtzaun"...

I'm a simple country singer. I love music and guitars
And I played in every city in honkey tonkey bars.
I'm gonna keep on singing until I fall into my Grab,
But I only sing alone denn "singen tut nur der Herr Raab".

I like all kinds of food. I like all kinds of beer
And I was born with a six pack in my hands right here.
I love sticks. I love burger. I love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
But one thing I love best and that is "ficken".

"Skandal" Shout is some one and its probably right,
But thats exactly what I do althrough the night.
I have a "Ochsenpimmel", Yeah, and I like to get down
With a big booby baby and a "Maschendrahtzaun".

Maschendrohtzaun in the morning,
"Maschendrohtzaun" late at night,
Maschendrohtzaun in the evening,
"Ficken" makes me feel alright.

And if I ever be king
And I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of
"Maschendrohtzaun"...

(Moral)
Und die Moral von der Geschicht, Musik hält mich auf Trab,
denn "ficken" tun alle und "singen tut nur der Herr Raab".