The Best Two Years (feat. Scott McLean)

Momma makes the best fried chicken,
Wrangler makes the best blue jeans,
Everybody knows Oklahoma,
makes the best football teams.
I believe that the Mormons, make the best pioneers.
So I'm going to the land of the tulips, where I'm gonna make the best two years.
The best two years, the best two years.
testifying in my very best suit from Sears,
The best two years, the best two years.
Going to the land of the tulips, where I am gonna make the best two years.
First I'm going to warn the little dutch boy,
stuck his finger in the middle of the dike.
That a flood of love is coming,

and it's riding on a ten-speed bike.

Wheels spin faster than a windmill,

Cause I'm always in the highest gears.
All among the land of the tulips, I'll be turning out my best two years.
The best two years, the best two years.

Yes, I'll be testifying in my very best suit from Sears,

The best two years, the best two years.
Going to the land of the tulips, where I'm gonna make the best two years.

May not be a looker,

and I may not know that much,

but I will have a book or two,
of Mormons wrote in Dutch.
And I may not be kissing the one,

Who's gonna be my wife.

But my two lips will thank the Lord,

For the best two years, of my whole life.

Ringing lots of doorbells, I'll be talking in the street,
I'll be preaching with the spirit, to every single person that I meet,
Sometimes I get frightened,

but that feeling disappears.
Here in the land of the tulips, I'll be knocking out my best two years...
Knocking out my best two years,
Knocking out my best two years.

The best two years, the best two years.

Yes, I'll be testifying in my very best suit from Sears,

The best two years, the best two years.
Going to the land of the tulips, where I'm gonna make the best two years.
Turning out my best two years,
Knocking out my best two years!