Hands to Myself Parody
Most of my songs are about
being obsessed with sex and hot dudes
and since I look like I'm twelve
it's creepy when I show off my boobs
I broke into this guy's house
cause I'm totally obsessed with him
can't keep my hands to myself
got to touch everything owned by him
Oh-oh
I touch his shirts and his dockers
because I'm a crazy stalker
and his socks, his shoes, and all his ties
I know if I touch everything
he'll have no choice but to love me
like his brush, his floss, and his nail file
Can't keep my hands to myself
Hey you! What the hell?
Who are you? What is your deal?
I like how that feels
(oooooo)
I have to touch all his food
and this oven used for cooking it
that doesn't feel very good
Wow Selena you are dumb as shit!
Selena!
What are you doin in my house?
I thought I told you to stay out!
Also why are you fondling my ice?
Justin my dear I still love you
so I decided to stalk you!
And touching your things it feels so nice
Well keep your hands to yourself!
No stop what the hell?
What's going on?
I can't tell
can't control myself
Your hands are under some spell
like they have minds of themselves
it must be demons from hell!
Evil time to be expelled!
MY HANDS!
WHAT THE HELL!
OH GOD! WHOA!
Get off me! Oh no! What are you doing?
No! Not the penis!
OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
being obsessed with sex and hot dudes
and since I look like I'm twelve
it's creepy when I show off my boobs
I broke into this guy's house
cause I'm totally obsessed with him
can't keep my hands to myself
got to touch everything owned by him
Oh-oh
I touch his shirts and his dockers
because I'm a crazy stalker
and his socks, his shoes, and all his ties
I know if I touch everything
he'll have no choice but to love me
like his brush, his floss, and his nail file
Can't keep my hands to myself
Hey you! What the hell?
Who are you? What is your deal?
I like how that feels
(oooooo)
I have to touch all his food
and this oven used for cooking it
that doesn't feel very good
Wow Selena you are dumb as shit!
Selena!
What are you doin in my house?
I thought I told you to stay out!
Also why are you fondling my ice?
Justin my dear I still love you
so I decided to stalk you!
And touching your things it feels so nice
Well keep your hands to yourself!
No stop what the hell?
What's going on?
I can't tell
can't control myself
Your hands are under some spell
like they have minds of themselves
it must be demons from hell!
Evil time to be expelled!
MY HANDS!
WHAT THE HELL!
OH GOD! WHOA!
Get off me! Oh no! What are you doing?
No! Not the penis!
OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Credits
Writer(s): Bart Baker
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