Just Because We're Friends When I'm Drunk (Don't Mean We're Friends When I'm Sober)

Just because we're friends when I'm drunk
Don't mean we're friends when I'm sober
It's 10 am and I've sobered up
That means our friendships over
When I see you at the club tonight
You go out for a cigarette
You've got a lighter and I don't
Your the best friend I can get you cunt (You cunt!)

When I saw you at the party
I thought that you were cool
But I see you in the High Street
And you're acting like a tool
Just because we talked alot then
You think we can talk now
But I've got nothing to say
Nothing to talk about so fuck off (Fuck off!)

Just drawing a blank yo

You are really uninteresting
Alcohol makes you paletable

A general exception to this rule
Is if you're drunk and female
But not if you're under the age of consent
Coz I don't wanna go to jail
If you want real conversation
Talk to me on facebook
Coz I'm really shy when I'm sober
Not as confident as I look; it's a self esteem thing (Self esteem thing!?)

I'm just not that confident man

You are really uninteresting
Alcohol makes you paletable
Just wanna stare at you're girlfriend's boobs
Don't wanna hang with boring dudes
And you're really fucking boring man



Credits
Writer(s): Cal Reid, Theo Bryce Watson, Ewan Mccreath
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