Able Seaman Sperm

Who's on a mission on the deep blue sea?
Keeping a watch for the enemy?
Meeting danger at every turn?
Able Seaman Sperm

Who goes visiting in every port?
Keeping his fingers crossed, he won't get caught?
Who is resolute and really firm?
Able Seaman Sperm

They call him Jolly Roger when he hoists up the sail
He likes to keep ahead and has a hell of a tale
He once came in a packet from Zanzibar
And steered his way home by the Northern Star

Oh, who is a hero, much maligned?
A cheeky chappie and a fertile mind?
Quivering quietly from stem to stern?
Able Seaman Sperm

They call him Jolly Roger, and he'll swear, and he'll cuss
He suffers from a war wound he will never discuss
He caught it in the packet from Zanzibar
Where he steered his way home by the Northern Star

Oh, who's spent a fair bit of time inside?
Guilty as charged, along for the ride?
Who has never ever served full term?
Able Seaman Sperm



Credits
Writer(s): Trevor Midgley
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