Olde Tyme Dancing
My neighbour, Mrs Fanshaw, is portly, plump and gay.
She must be over sixty-seven if she is a day.
You might have thought her life was dull. It's one long whirl instead.
I asked her all about it, and this is what she said:
I've joined an Old Time Dance Club. The trouble is that there
Are too many ladies over, and no gentlemen to spare.
It seems a shame; it's not the same, but still it has to be:
Some ladies have to dance together. One of them is me.
So stately as a galleon I sail across the floor,
Doing the Military Two-step as in the days of yore.
I dance with Mrs Tiverton. She's light on her feet, in spite of
Turning the scale at fourteen stone, and being of medium height.
So gay the band, so giddy the sight, full evening dress is a must.
But the zest goes out of a beautiful waltz
When you dance it bust to bust.
So, stately as two galleons, we sail across the floor,
Doing the Valse Valeta as in the days of yore.
The gent is Mrs Tiverton and I am her lady fair.
She bows to me ever so nicely and I curtsey to her with care.
So gay the band, so giddy the sight, but it's not the same in the end.
For a lady is never a gentleman, though she may be your bosom friend.
So, stately as two galleons, we sail across the floor,
Doing the dear old Lancers, as in the days of yore.
I'm led by Mrs Tiverton. She whirls me round and round
And though she manoeuvres me wonderfully well
I never get off the ground.
So gay the band, so giddy the sight, I try not to get depressed;
And it's done me a power of good to explode
And get this lot off my chest.
She must be over sixty-seven if she is a day.
You might have thought her life was dull. It's one long whirl instead.
I asked her all about it, and this is what she said:
I've joined an Old Time Dance Club. The trouble is that there
Are too many ladies over, and no gentlemen to spare.
It seems a shame; it's not the same, but still it has to be:
Some ladies have to dance together. One of them is me.
So stately as a galleon I sail across the floor,
Doing the Military Two-step as in the days of yore.
I dance with Mrs Tiverton. She's light on her feet, in spite of
Turning the scale at fourteen stone, and being of medium height.
So gay the band, so giddy the sight, full evening dress is a must.
But the zest goes out of a beautiful waltz
When you dance it bust to bust.
So, stately as two galleons, we sail across the floor,
Doing the Valse Valeta as in the days of yore.
The gent is Mrs Tiverton and I am her lady fair.
She bows to me ever so nicely and I curtsey to her with care.
So gay the band, so giddy the sight, but it's not the same in the end.
For a lady is never a gentleman, though she may be your bosom friend.
So, stately as two galleons, we sail across the floor,
Doing the dear old Lancers, as in the days of yore.
I'm led by Mrs Tiverton. She whirls me round and round
And though she manoeuvres me wonderfully well
I never get off the ground.
So gay the band, so giddy the sight, I try not to get depressed;
And it's done me a power of good to explode
And get this lot off my chest.
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Writer(s): Joyce Irene Grenfell, Richard Stewart Addinsell
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- The Joyce Grenfell Comedy Collection
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- Shirleys Girlfriend
- At Home
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