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I go to the barber
To get shorn
And I leave looking nothing like Shane Warne
I know it's too late to tell them to stop
So I sit down in my chair and close my eyes cause I just can't watch

Home haircuts
Do they ever go right
And what are you thinking
Is all I think about at night

I go to the barber
To get shorn
And I leave feeling empty and forlorn
I show them a picture of Roger McGuinn
Edwyn Collins John Lennon David Byrne it seems I just can't win

Home haircuts
Do they ever go right
And what are you thinking
Is all I think about at night
And these hairdressers where can I even start
And what are they thinking before they go and break my heart

I wanted my mum to cut my hair for me
She said Lewis we don't need these kind of problems in this family
And now I'm feeling so unhappy, unhappy with my hair
And it's making me unhappy
Oh yeah

Home haircuts
Do they ever go right
And what are you thinking
Is all I think about at night
And these hairdressers where can I even start
And what are they thinking before they go and break my heart