Annoying Ways to Die (Dumb Ways to Die Parody)
Crack your shell
For a meal
Lose your face
And half your peel
Hop in a cannon
With no seatbelt
Get put in a fire
Just to melt
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Get cut by an axe
Fall into a bucket
Full of tacks
Hit in the face
With a chainsaw
Smashed and ground
Into coleslaw
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Eat a bomb
For a snack
Fly to work
In a jet pack
Gettin' your butt grated off
Isn't great
Get sliced and diced
And slapped on a plate
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Get squeezed into juice
Get bit in the head
By a hungry moose
Mistake a blender
For a fair ride
Get smothered in batter
And deep fried
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
For a meal
Lose your face
And half your peel
Hop in a cannon
With no seatbelt
Get put in a fire
Just to melt
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Get cut by an axe
Fall into a bucket
Full of tacks
Hit in the face
With a chainsaw
Smashed and ground
Into coleslaw
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Eat a bomb
For a snack
Fly to work
In a jet pack
Gettin' your butt grated off
Isn't great
Get sliced and diced
And slapped on a plate
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Get squeezed into juice
Get bit in the head
By a hungry moose
Mistake a blender
For a fair ride
Get smothered in batter
And deep fried
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
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Writer(s): Dane Boedigheimer
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