Shofar

Ain't no Jimmy Hendrix
Ain't no Ringo Starr
Never broke a drumstick
Never smashed a steel guitar

Never went to heaven
Never went to hell
Never won the lottery
Never saved by the bell

Ain't no Jimmy Page
Never fled an angry mob
Chasing me backstage

Never met John Lennon
Never played his blue guitar
But if you dare me to
Show you what I can do
Let me blow my small Shofar

Never met the king of Egypt
Let my people go
Never split the red sea
OY - that was quite a show

Never climbed the Sinai Mountain
Never blew the holy horn
And I never broke the tablets
Since the day that I was born

Never crossed the Jordan River
I, I, I, I, I
Never banned from the promised land
Till the day that I will die

Never met Ravi Shankar
Never jammed with his sitar
But if you dare me to
Show you what I can do
Let me blow my small Shofar

Never drove to Woodstock
Never met The Band
Never crossed the country
In a Chevy Second hand

Never met Sinatra
Never did it my own way
Never figured out
Who shot J.F.K

Never met Colonel Sanders
Never fried in K.F.C
Never rebelled in Masada
Never drowned in the Dead sea

Never been to Dallas
Never shot J.R.
But if you dare me to
Show you what I can do
Let me blow my small Shofar