Go Lard Go

La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la loooo
La looo
Beeples standing 3 inch high Mr. Beeples, Beeples pie
Lard dog wants to win the race to put that pie in Lard Dog's face
A frog, a bush, a cow, a bug!
Why don't you give Mr. Beeples a hug?
I want some yum-yum ooh la lay
Your funny face won't go away
Go Lard Dog, go Lardy go!
Go Lard Dog, go Lardy go!
Go Lard Dog, go Lardy go!
A donut filled with ex-tree dough
With dough, dough, dough!
Dingus digs that jazzy beat
Fiddles around and taps his feet
Schmengy's gonna write that song
Lard Dog sings it all night long
A frog, a bush, a cow, a bug,
Why don't you give schmengy a hug?
Back to front and front to back
We're gonna have a noodle attack!
Go Lard Dog, go Lardy go!
Go Lard Dog, go Lardy go!
Go Lard Dog, go Lardy go!
Listen to the Sammy Davis in your toe
Your toe, toe, toe!
Chris is home without a bone
He is sad and he's alone
Sue will tell him what to do
She'll la, la, la, la, la, la, looooo
A frog, a bush, a cow, a bug
Why don't you give sue a hug?
Although her head's unfeasibly large
There is no extra charge
Go Lard Dog, go Lardy go!
Give her a hug now, go Lardy Go!
My little, shy little Lard Dog
Go Lard Dog go!
Yes go Lard Dog, go!
Yes go Lard Dog, go!